Current Objective – Survive T-Shirt

In a world where pop stars hold as much power as politicians, we’re just one catchy chorus away from geopolitical chaos. This T-shirt captures the absurdity of a reality where a certain global pop icon’s voting advice might be the precursor to international conflict.

Wear it to remind everyone that the line between pop culture and politics is thinner than ever. It’s perfect for those who find humor in the madness and can appreciate the irony of potentially shipping out with “the boys” because a chart-topping megastar swayed the electorate.

This tee isn’t just a piece of clothing—it’s a snarky commentary on how ridiculous things have gotten. Whether you’re debating world events over beers or just trying to make sense of the latest headlines, this shirt is your go-to for a laugh in the face of insanity.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!